Showing posts with label (bad) poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label (bad) poetry. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

My day today.

Today I got up
I went to school
I <3 school
I did good
I made a new friend on the bus
Not really
I didnt really talk to nobody
Except my classmates
About school stuff
Because I <3 school
Some of my classmates
Hung out after class
But they didnt ask me but
Thats ok because I
Wouldnt go anyway
Because its not school
But then I went home
And watched the news
And thought about school
Tomorrow
And read us weekly
And went to sleep and
Had a dream about britney
Spears and mitt romney doing
High kicks on water skees
Being pulled by a fleet
Of apache helicopters
Over the northwest coast
Of the persian gulf
Over the battleships and oil rigs
Lifting up and up and up
Through the air
Over kuwait and further and further
And further inland over babies and
Ruins and mosques and terrorist
Camps and derricks and stuff and they
Landed in a castle for saddams
Son udi and they met brittneys kids there
And they lived there on top of a big pile of $$$$
And ate good food like camel and tabouli
And watched good tv like oprah and big brother 18
And mittney got a big article in us weekly
And everyone was real happy
And they had the most friends on facebook
And I was 1 of them

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Love text

Baby baby baby
You my baby
Love you smuch
You don't have to
have my baby
cause you
my baby
Baby baby

Friday, March 09, 2007

Ode to Wife

Wifey, oh wifey,
you are my tuna casserole,
my chicken parm.
A bottle of Bud Select,
rolling closer and closer
to the roof's edge.
our terrace
our house
our wine
our cheese
Utopian vision,
this marriage.
Your bedroom
and mine.
Separate,
but together.
The way a marriage should be.